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Sabtu, 30 Juli 2011

Tempted

Hi all.

Hmm.. just want to make a clarification, the post title is doesnt mean anything. i just make it as a title because i was tempted to keep on bloging again after i read my friends blog. hehehe. so please dont think anything wierd bout me.

hmm... nothing much to say, but in this past week im so tired because of my schedule (like i'm a celebrity or what? hahaha). but i try to manage them all. and also in this kind of month, Medan has a weird weather. sometimes its really hot at day and sometimes its very cold and followed by a huge rain. it makes my condition not too good. :(

its been a while that i post about Nguping(in)Medan.. so, let me tell you a few things i've heard in the past few months. here goes..


Jangan Lupa Cabut Juga SIM cardnya

X : Hey, nyabut flasdisk jangan langsung di cabut gitu aja
Y : Tenang aja. udah gue reject.

Didengar oleh saya yang berfikir kalau X sering banget di misscall sama orang yang ga dikenal


Coba Periksa Mesin Faxnya, kali aja dia disitu

X : Gimana? udah mau mulai?
Y : (mahasiswa yang mau sidang yang lagi nunggu dosen pembimbing) Belum bang, masih di australia bapak itu.
X : jadi bakal sempat ga?
Y : Ga tau bang. belum lagi katanya dia mau transkrip di singapur.

Diceritakan oleh X yang langsung mencari no faxnya singapur.


Sekarang SLJJ udah murah

X : eh ada trio lestari mau manggung. mau ikut nonton ga?
Y : males ah aku ga minat sama artis lokal.
X : jadi maunya nonton siapa
Y : yang interlokal donk.

Didengar oleh saya yang langsung ngecek tarif SLJJ berapa ya sekarang :P


Apa Dia Banyak Virusnya?

X : hebat juga Indonesia bisa menang kemarin
Y : ia christian gonzales bisa nyetak dua gol
Z : ia..ia hebat dia. ga salah dia ikut di netralisasi.

Didengar oleh saya yang langsung merasa gatal - gatal.


Mungkin Dia Bisa Parseltounge juga.

Dosen : Yah biasanya saya yang mengajar tentang bahasa orang. yaitu bahasa produsen dan konsumen. Untuk selanjutnya saya akan mengajar bahasa lain yaitu bahasa?
X : (pelan - pelan ) Hewan...
Dosen : ya betul.. bahasa barang.

Didengar oleh saya yang pengen tau apa yang dikatakan sama sapi saat di perah susuny

Ok thats all for now. hehehe.

Oya currently i've listen to INCUBUS new album (if not now, When?) and its a great album with a lot of great song. maybe later i post about it (i'm still sad because i cant see their performed in 26th july 4 days ago).

tata for now

Oya... Dua hari lagi mau puasa. Saya ingin minta maaf lahir dan batin kepada orang2 yang mengenal saya dan yang membaca blog ini. semoga salah2 kata dan perbuatan saya bisa dimaafkan. mari kita menyambut ramadhan dengan hati bersih dan semoga pahala kita diterima. Amiin.

Selasa, 03 Mei 2011

Osama and Whitebeard

Ehem..

Actually i want to write this post in english as usual. but remembering my english is not too good and perfect, so for this post i will write it in Indonesian, to avoiding a missunderstanding. hehehe. here goes.

Ehem.

Kemarin santer diberitakan kalau Osama Bin laden, seorang pimpinan gerakan teroris Al - Qaeda telah meninggal dunia. dikabarkan di tembak saat terjadi penyerangan oleh pasukan NAVY SEAL -nya Amerika. Satu hal yang langsung terlintas di pikiran saya adalah Whitebeard atau Shirohige atau Janggut Putih.

Siapa itu Whitebeard? untuk yang ingin mengetahui lebih lengkap silahkan baca disini. Tapi buat yang males baca lama2, akan saya jelaskan singkat aja.




picture source

Whitebeard atau nama aslinya Edward Newgate adalah salah seorang tokoh karismatik dari manga One Piece. Whitebeard adalah seorang bajak laut yang bergelar yonkou (four emperor) yang berkuasa di dunia one piece. karena dia adalah seorang bajak laut, pasti banyak orang berpikir kalau dia adalah orang jahat. tapi apakah ia orang jahat? hanya Eichiro Oda sang pengarang One Piece lah orang yang tepat untuk menjawab. di salah satu Chapter diperlihatkan kalau Whitebeard sama sekali tidak tertarik akan harta atau kekuasaan, tetapi ia lebih menginginkan keluarga. Oleh karenanya kelompok bajak laut Whitebeard yang terdiri dari 14 divisi dan banyak anggota, kesemuanya memanggil whitebeard dengan sebutan Oyaji (atau ayah dalam bahasa Jepang), bukan kapten seperti kebiasaan pelaut pada umumnya.

Singkat cerita bagi sebagian orang, whitebeard dijuluki iblis melihat kekuatannya yang luar biasa dan banyaknya anak buah serta banyaknya aliansi bajak laut yang ia miliki. Dan mengingat angkatan laut di dunia One Piece tidak berhasil menumpasnya malah membuat namanya makin ditakuti di penjuru grand line (nama wilayah di dunia one piece). namun bagi sebagian lagi, whitebeard adalah penyelamat. ia menampung semua orang2 yang dianggap sebagai orang buangan untuk menjadi kru bajak lautnya dan menganggap mereka semua sebagai anaknya. selain itu seperti yang telah dikatakan tadi kalau whitebeard adalah salah seorang yonkou, yang memiliki kekuasaan terhadap wilayah grand line, ia membuat adanya stabilitas pada daerah2 "jajahannya". dengan memberi tahu kalau pulau A (misalnya) adalah wilayah bajak laut whitebeard, maka tidak akan ada bajak laut lain yang akan menyerang atau merusak bahkan mengganggu Pulau A tersebut. dan bagi orang2 yang tinggal di pulau tersebut tercipta suasana aman yang bahkan tidak bisa diberikan oleh angkatan laut sekalipun. dan mereka bebas untuk hidup dan mencari nafkah. Jadi apakah whitebeard itu orang jahat?

Nah hal yang membuat saya teringat akan whitebeard saat saya melihat kematian Osama Bin Laden adalah kematian whitebeard.

Kematian Whitebeard berawal dari sebuah kejadian yaitu tertangkapnya salah satu komandan divisi 2 bajak laut whitebeard yaitu Portgas D Ace. sudah umum kalau bajak laut yang tertangkap, akan dihukum mati. Angkatan laut yang ingin menunjukkan superioritas dan kekuasaanya mengadakan upacara hukuman mati untuk umum. namun hal ini sebenarnya untuk menjebak bajak laut Whitebeard. seperti yang telah dijelaskan, bajak laut whitebeard terkenal dengan kekompakan dan kekeluargaannya. Dan akhirnya hal itu pun terjadi. pertempuran antara angkatan laut dan bajak laut whitebeard pecah dengan korban jiwa dimana - mana. dan akibat faktor usia (72 tahun saat ia meninggal) serta penyakit yang telah lama dideritanya, serta sebuah kecurangan yang dilakukan oleh mantan anak buahnya yang berkhianat yaitu Blackbeard atau Kurohige, Whitebeard pun tewas. kalau saya boleh kasi komentar, whitebeard tewas dengan elegan.

Kematian whitebeard disambut gembira bagi sebagian orang. mereka merayakan dengan penuh sukacita di mana2. persis seperti saat kematian Osama Bin Laden di publikasikan. orang2 merayakannya di NY Times Square dan Ground Zero. semua orang gembira karena musuh dunia telah tewas dan berharap terjadi kedamaian di dunia One Piece

Yang jadi masalah adalah setelah kematian whitebeard. stabilitas yang telah dijaganya puluhan tahun di grandline hilang sudah. kekacauan terjadi tanpa bisa ditanggulangi. bajak laut2 yang dulu takut akan whitebeard sekarang mulai muncul dan berusaha menguasai pulau2 yang dulu menjadi wilayah whitebeard. dan karena whitebeard sudah tewas, tidak ada lagi yang mampu melindungi pulau2 tersebut. bahkan angkatan laut juga angkat tangan atas kejadian ini.

hal ini lah yang saya takutkan akan terjadi setelah Osama Bin Laden meninggal. akankah tercipta kestabilan di dunia? atau malah terjadi kekacauan seperti yang terjadi saat Whitebeard meninggal. Sikap Presiden Amerika Barrack Obama saat melakukan konfrensi pers pada jam 1 pagi, menurut saya sama persis seperti sikap angkatan laut saat mempublikasikan kematian whitebeard. sikap Amerika menunjukkan superioritas mereka. saya tidak tahu apakah sikap Obama ini ingin menunjukkan superioritas atau bukan. Karena menurut Ichsanuddin Noorsy kemarin malam, bahwa pencapaian pemerintahan Obama di bidang ekonomi tidak dianggap memuaskan. meskipun Amerika berhasil menurunkan tingkat pengangguran dari 10 % menjadi 9 %. tetapi keuangan mereka juga dikabarkan defisit dan banyak kekecewaan lain terhadap pemerintahan Obama. Dengan berita tewasnya Osama Bin laden, membuat sebuah pencapaian besar bagi Amerika terutama pemerintahan Obama karena telah berhasil menewaskan musuh no 1 mereka. Dan dengan ini pemerintahan Obama bisa memperoleh sedikit nilai plus di mata rakyatnya dan dunia. Kematian Osama Bin Laden dianggap sebagai alat pemersatu bangsa Amerika di seluruh dunia dan alat untuk memperoleh kepercayaan rakyat yang mulai berkurang.

Ehem..

Ini hanya pendapat saya semata. kalian boleh setuju atau tidak.

Jadi apa yang akan terjadi selanjutnya? hanya waktu yang bisa menjawab. Tetapi saya berharap kejadian di dunia One Piece tidak terjadi di dunia kita dan semuanya berakhir dengan kedamaian. amiinn.

Berita terbaru menyebutkan kalau foto2 kematian Osama Bin Laden adalah palsu dan pembuangan mayat ke laut belum dapat dikonfirmasi kebenarannya. Jadi apakah Osama Bin Laden memang telah tewas? kita tidak tahu.

Jika memang ia telah meninggal, sebagai umat muslim, sebaiknya kita mengucapkan Innalillahi Wa Inna Ilaihi Roji'un.

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Nguping(in)Medan Jilid II

Kan pake Lunsight

Ibu saya : Wah setelah dicuci jadi keliatan Cinklong ya..

didengar oleh saya yang berfikir kalau pikiran ibu saya sudah terbalik-balik

Cita rasa Indonesia di Itali

Sepupu 1 : Bang.. bang apa sih kepanjangan dari S.S Lazio?
Sepupu 2 : yah. gitu aja ga tau. ya Sekolah Sepakbola Lazio lah.

didengar oleh saya yang berfikir kalau sepupu2 saya ini sangat nasionalis

Bukannya itu tahu ya?

Saya (umur 10 tahun) : Kak.. kak apa sih kepanjangan G30S PKI
Mbak Pembantu : Hmm.. kalau ga salah Genjrotan 30 september deh

Didengar oleh saya yang entah kenapa jadi laper dan orang tua saya yang berfikir kalau bertanya ke pembantu itu ternyata belum tentu baik.

Kamis, 21 April 2011

Korean Movie

Hiiii Long time no post

I really2 like watching movie, any kind of movies. and for the last few months, i often watch korean movie. actually it's nothing to do with my favourite K-pop girl band as for you know. at first, i thougt that korean movie was so vulgar. cause sometime korean movie has a sex element in their story. but now i found korean movie so interesting. it has many genre and has magnificent storyline. and also it has many theme, even a light theme became a wonderfull movie.

so i would like to recommend you guys my top 5 favourite korean movie (that i've been watch so far. hehehe).

OK, here goes...

1. The Man From Nowhere (2010)






Story line: Cha Tae Sik (Won Bin) is a former south korean secret agent. he resign after his wife and his unborn child died on an accident by an enemy secret agent. now he open a pawnshop and life without purpose. he has no friends, but there is a little girl named Jeong Soo Mee who lived next door who likes to chat with him. Soo Mee's mom is a drug addict and works as a stripper in a club. on day she stole some mafia's heroin for her own purpose. when the mafias found out who stole their drugs, they catch her and her daughter and torture her. she told the mafia that the drugs were hidden in a camera bag that she pawned in Tae Shik's shop. Tae Shik give them the drugs and ask them to release both mother and daugther. the mafia refuse, and ask him to do some job for them in return for the safety of soo me and her mother. and later found out that beside drugs, the mafia also involved in selling human organ. So with his secret agent skill, Tae Shik must save both of them, while he must avoiding the police, the mafia and his past.

My Opinion: i like this kind of movie. it has great cast and great storyline. Won Bin was training hard to gain a muscle for his body. and he trained one on one combat with knife and gun too. and of course the acting is very good overall my rate is 8/10

2. Joint Security Area (2000)





Story line: An accident happened in between south and north korean border. south korean version for this accident is some of north korean army kidnaped a south korean officer, torture him and it become a shootout between each other and killed two north officer. but the north korean version was there were some of south army suddenly ambushed their camp and it became a shootout. the shootout killed two north officer. this accident make the condition between the two countries become tense and full of suspiciousness. Swiss, as a neutral country send a women officer named Sophia E Jean (Lee Young Ae) to investigate the accident. the officer is a korean descent. because her father was a korean. as she begin to investigate, she found a strange, interesting and very sad truth happened that time. So, what exactly happened?

My Opinion: a very interesting movie. we get carried away by the story line until it finish. a very great movie, all of the cast have a genuine emotion. this is one of a movie direct by Park Chan Wook. i dont have a favorite director though, but i have many that i admire. and Park Chan Wook is one of them. the other movie direct by him that i like is the trilogy of Vengeance, maybe i post about it later. overall my rate is 8/10

3. Speed Scandal (2008)





Story Line: Nam Hyeon Soo (Cha Tae Hyun) is a former famous band member in korea. now he's mid 30's and work as a DJ in radio. he has radio show that very popular because he often chat with his listener about their life or their condition. one day a young mom named Hwang Jeong Nam, send him a story about her. then found out that she was born when her father was 18. and she has a 6 years old son. now her mother is dead and she ask Hyeon Soo advice whether she must encounter her father or not. since she already know where her father is. Hyeon Soo told her to meet her father with reason that her father maybe miss her. the young mom agree and he said she will confront her father. and when Hyeon Soo return home, it turned that Hyeon Soo is Jeong Nam father, and a grandfather for 6 years old Jeong Nam son. Suddenly his life was changed.

My Opinion: a very good movie. the genre is comedy and family movie. so it could watch by all family and we can learn something from this movie for our family. acting of all main cast is very good, especially the 6 years old son Hwang Gi Dong. i fond him. he's so cute and funny. This Movie become a bestseller movie in 2008. overall my rate is 8/10

4. Hello Ghost (2010)





Story Line: Sang Man (Cha Tae Hyun) is a man with no purpose to life. after a failure of his suicide, he woke up in a hospital. in a hospital he meet 4 stranger, which turns out that they are ghost. a smoker ghost, a pervert ghost, a kid ghost and woman ghost. now Sang Man life is suddenly changed. he lived together with them because the ghost will take Sang Man body for their own purpose. Sang Man tried to get rid of them, but nothing works. then he finally accept them and try to help them doing their unfinished bussiness. he fell in love with a nurse from the hospital and the ghost help him to get the girl. but it turns out that something connected him with the ghosts in the past.

My Opinion: another movie from Cha Tae Hyun. this guy has many talent. i saw him for the first time is in my sassy girl movie. and his acting is very good. whether its for comedy movie or sad movie. the movie also become a bestseller movie in 2010 and Chris Colombus want to make a remake for this movie in hollywood (but i hope not). this movie had a beutiful ending. overall my rate is 7.5/10

5. I Saw The Devil (2010)






Story Line: South Korean secret agent (Lee Byung Hun) take a leave from his work after his fiance get killed and mutilated by a psycho (Choi Min Sik). in his leave period, he try to investigate the murder of his fiance. with the help from his girlfriend's father who is a former police commander. he visit the suspect one by one, until he meet the right one. Now the revenge begin, because he has no intention to take the criminal to authorities.. and it involve lot of blood.

My Opinion: normally i dont like this kind of movie. full of blood and head chop. but after i watch it, i found that this movie is so interesting and i begin to watch other movie with similiar genre. maybe later i post about them, overall my opinion is 7.8/10.


Fiuhh thats a long post..
i hope a can give you good feedback after you read my post.
Ok see you next post.

Oya.. Happy Kartini's Day... :)

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Wah ternyata sudah ada blog yang make nama nguping medan.. jadi aku pikir ganti aja nama part ini jadi.. JRENG JRENG JREEEENG




kamu bisa bacanya seperti ini : Ngupingin Medan atau Nguping in Medan. mudah2an tidak ada yang terzalimi. aku dah nyari nama lain kaya Bacrit Medan, Kombur Medan, Lontong Medan, tapi ga ada yang cocok kayanya.
yah terserah deh kalo di bilang ga kreatif... hell with it.

Ok kita mulai Nguping(in)Medan jilid I

Saya Cuma Mau Nanya Baik - Baik Mas.

X: Maaf sekarang pukul berapa ya?
Y: Oh.. Mau dipukul berapa kali?

Diceritakan oleh Y yang ternyata seorang tukang pukul


Kalau Orang Medan Pasti Ngerti

X:(seorang supervisor yang baru pindah dari Jawa ke Medan) Pak, di panggil mau meeting.
Y: OK nanti saya ke sana. saya mau nyelesaikan kerjaan saya dulu.
X: Apa saya perlu ikut pak?
Y: Ga usah nanti kau bikin semak aja di sana.
X: Lah memangnya di ruang meeting banyak semak2 pak?

Didengar oleh saya yang langsung mahfum kalau banyak orang di jawa yang mengira medan itu masih hutan.

Saya Artis Enternasional

Artis: yah kalau memang terjadi saya akan mengundurkan diri dari dunia Intertainment.

Didengar oleh saya yang berpikir sebaiknya ia belajar bahasa inggris kalau sudah pensiun nanti

Selasa, 22 Maret 2011

Just Hit Me With a Double Decker Bus And I'll Be Happy

Love is a strange thing.. dont you agree? cause nobody will explain the same thouhgt if we ask them about love.

Recently (not so recent actually :P) i listen to a unique song. its a song from british band. an old song. its called "There is a Light That Never Goes Out", by The Smiths. If you want to know more about the Smiths just read here.

And the lyric goes like this

"There is a Light That Never Goes Out", by The Smiths

Take me out tonight
Where there's music and there's people
And they're young and alive
Driving in your car
I never never want to go home
Because I haven't got one
Anymore

Take me out tonight
Because I want to see people and I
Want to see life
Driving in your car
Oh, please don't drop me home
Because it's not my home, it's their
Home, and I'm welcome no more


And if a double-decker bus
Crashes into us
To die by your side
Is such a heavenly way to die
And if a ten-ton truck
Kills the both of us
To die by your side
Well, the pleasure - the privilege is mine



Take me out tonight
Take me anywhere, I don't care
I don't care, I don't care
And in the darkened underpass
I thought Oh God, my chance has come at last
(But then a strange fear gripped me and I
Just couldn't ask)


Take me out tonight
Oh, take me anywhere, I don't care
I don't care, I don't care
Driving in your car
I never never want to go home
Because I haven't got one, da ...
Oh, I haven't got one


And if a double-decker bus
Crashes into us
To die by your side
Is such a heavenly way to die
And if a ten-ton truck
Kills the both of us
To die by your side
Well, the pleasure - the privilege is mine



Oh, There Is A Light And It Never Goes Out
There Is A Light And It Never Goes Out
There Is A Light And It Never Goes Out
There Is A Light And It Never Goes Out
There Is A Light And It Never Goes Out
There Is A Light And It Never Goes Out
There Is A Light And It Never Goes Out
There Is A Light And It Never Goes Out
There Is A Light And It Never Goes Out


This is not a love song actually, but the reff (blue bold), i found out its very touchy. "to die by your side is such a heavenly way to die". Damn. thats very nice. hehehe.

To find someone who die by my side its really a long way journey.

wow i dont know why i got so melancholic right now, hahhahaha, but its been a while that i,m posting about music right? so this is it (farah quenn Mode ON). hahahaha.

oya.. The Smiths has a unique way to write a lyric for their song. just like Efek Rumah Kaca. an indonesian band that i like very much. for example, just see in the their song called Ask.

and the lyric goes like this

Ask, by The Smiths

Shyness is nice, and
Shyness can stop you
From doing all the things in life
You'd like to

Shyness is nice, and
Shyness can stop you
From doing all the things in life
You'd like to


So, if there's something you'd like to try
If there's something you'd like to try
ASK ME - I WON'T SAY "NO" - HOW COULD I ?


Coyness is nice, and
Coyness can stop you
From saying all the things in
Life you'd like to


So, if there's something you'd like to try
If there's something you'd like to try
ASK ME - I WON'T SAY "NO" - HOW COULD I ?


Spending warm Summer days indoors
Writing frightening verse
To a buck-toothed girl in Luxembourg


ASK ME, ASK ME, ASK ME
ASK ME, ASK ME, ASK ME


Because if it's not Love
Then it's the Bomb, the Bomb, the Bomb, the Bomb, the Bomb, the Bomb, the Bomb
That will bring us together


Nature is a language - can't you read ?
Nature is a language - can't you read ?


SO ... ASK ME, ASK ME, ASK ME
ASK ME, ASK ME, ASK ME


Because if it's not Love
Then it's the Bomb, the Bomb, the Bomb, the Bomb, the Bomb, the Bomb, the Bomb
That will bring us together


If it's not Love
Then it's the Bomb
Then it's the Bomb
That will bring us together


SO ... ASK ME, ASK ME, ASK ME
ASK ME, ASK ME, ASK ME
Oh, la ...

Its more like a love song to me. See the blue bold, its such a unique way to say i love u. hahahaha. ups better not to talk about a bomb at this kind of time.....

so if u want to hear their song, just download in here. credit to uploader.

they have so many unique songs.

here is their MV for There is a light that never goes out.




and here is a girl who sing There is a light that never goes out with ukulele. cool. her name is Zoe Woodbury-High.




Ok thats all for now. see you next post.

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Nguping Medan jilid 3


Jadi PH Artinya ParenHeit Ya?

X : Eh.. cc yang ada di moto GP itu apa sih artinya?
Y : (gaya sok) gitu aja ga tau ya celcius lah..

Didengar oleh teman saya yang langsung mengukur panas motornya dan menabrakkannya pada si Y


Semua Cuma Pura - Pura

Artis : Iya ini seperti simbolis mutualisme bagi kami berdua.

Didengar oleh saya yang berpikir kalau artis ini perlu belajar biologi di fakultas sastra.


Mungkin Sebenarnya Itu Putri Duyung

Seorang artis sedang berada di luar kandang anjing laut

Artis : iya nih.. kami lagi di kandang dolphin. lucu - lucu deh mereka. tadi dolphinnya ada yang berjemur. lucu banget

Didengar oleh saya yang pengen liat gimana cara dolphin berjemur


inspirasi tulisan ini

Selasa, 15 Maret 2011

The Power Of 9

Let me tell you a story about girls that trap my heart..

The girls that make me forget anything when i watch them...

maybe some of you already know (by noticing my post title), but for you who doesnt know i will tell u... here they are..




Right.. right they are the one.

im starting to like them because a coincidence actually, one day when im watching tv show that shows one of their MV, gee. they're so extremely cute and the dance too. its so funny i think. hahahaha. eventhough they're much younger than me, but their appearance is so mature. they're so tall and have a beautiful long legs. damn.

if u dont know much about them, just googling, because you can find anything bout them in internet. especially in here. so, just search them.

actually i really not into K-pop, i like j-pop and j-rock. thats why when i heard them for the first time, i dont give a care. they're first debut is in 2007 and i started to like them in 2011. wow, am i late or what?

all of them have a wonderfull voice. both individually or group. and (of course) they have a pretty face and nice body. hahaha. can u imagine if there are 9 cute girl dancing in front of you? wuaaaa :nosebleed:

i know that they have so many haters and the rumors about plastic surgery. so what? just hell with it. i listen to their voice not their face. (eventhough i like it too. hahahaha). despite all of that i really admire their voice. thats why in korea, SNSD sometime referred as 9 angels. hmmm

OK i will give a short explanation bout them. here goes




and here my favorite MV from them




And guess what??





Fuuhhh that's a long post. yup thats a wrap. see you next post. sorry if my english is not so organized (if u dont want to call it bad. hahaha). i will practice my skill though. and again... see you

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nguping medan lagi ah..

Mungkin memang lebih baik jadi Menteri Perhubungan

Saya : wah Hatta Rajasa jadi ketua PAN
Teman Saya: wah hebat la. mungkin nanti dia mau calonkan diri jadi presiden
Saya: mungkin juga tuh
Teman Saya: dia kan terkenal kali sering ada di jalan2
Saya: Hah dimana?
Teman Saya: itu lo klo ada kecelakaan..
Saya: ...... bukannya itu Jasa Raharja?
Teman saya: oiya.. ya...

Didengar oleh saya yang langsung berfikir apa teman saya ini sering main2 ke jalan tol


Emosi tidak berdasar

Teman saya: Kak. Lontong lah!
Penjual lontong: looh kenapa dek?
Teman Saya: eh maksudnya lontongnya satu..

Diceritakan oleh teman saya yang akan melakukannya sekali lagi jika ia beli lontong

Jumat, 11 Maret 2011

(Mencoba) Nguping (Jakarta) Medan

Wuahh...

posting juga akhirnya... setelah lama vakum... akhirnya saya coba - coba posting lagi. hehehe. dengan tampilan blog yang baru, yang lebih sederhana dengan satu warna saja. imut (item mutlak). habisnya saya kurang suka yang terlalu terang. mudah - mudahan yang baca ga sakit mata ya. gambar kayang itu saya cabut dari peredaran karena usia saya yang sudah ga pantas lagi buat kayang2 di tengah jalan. dan usia saya juga yang membuat kemampuan punggung saya ga sekuat dulu lagi. hehehe. daripada nanti orang nyuruh2 saya kayang, lebih baik saya hapus dengan segera.

udah lama ga buka blog dan posting cerita, membuat tangan saya gemetar setiap ingin mengetik satu huruf dan saya udah lupa gimana caranya bikin postingan. yah saya akan belajar lagi. hehehe.

jadi apa kabar? baik2 dan sehat2. alhamdulillah. hehehe.
lagi apa sekarang? lagi begini.. lagi begitu.. lagi ini itu banyak sekali... Doraemon Mode 'ON'. :P

maybe later if u wanna talk about my life.

sesuai judul postingan ini, aku pengen pura - pura kaya nguping jakarta. tapi karena aku di Medan, jadinya nguping Medan aja. yang ada di sini adalah beberapa hal yang aku dengarin. klo ga gitu lucu ya maaf.

OK Here goes...

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Mas Pelayan: Mau minum apa mas?
Saya : Emm.. Es jeruk hangat deh.
Mas Pelayan: ........

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Ayah saya: loh kok pembawa acaranya beda
Saya : Beda apanya?
Ayah Saya: itu.. bukan si Sarah Setan
Saya : Sechan kali..

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Gitu dulu deh. klo ada lagi ntar diposting di postingan yang lain.

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